Now cut the shit and let us in!" Church Guy: "Not infected? Not infected? Prove it! Ding dong! Ding dong! Dinner's served! Come and get it!" Bill: "I don't believe this." "Oh my God! You hate stuff too?" "What now? Ugh, I dont think this is gonna work out."Ĭut "I couldn't have done it without the tuna sandwich, I tell ya."Ĭhurch Guy: "I'm not letting you in until I'm sure you're immune." Bill: "Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's infected in the damn woods. "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad." "You gotta be shittin' me! We walked a hundred miles to fight five million vampires!" Seeing the "Recycling" sign on a building: "Thanks for saving the planet, recyclers. I just hate the pipes.įrancis: "Riverside? Aww, I hate Canada." / "Oh my God, I hate Canada so much!" / "If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada, eh!" Passing steaming pipe: Francis: "Hey, watch out for that goddamn steam pipe." Zoey: "Man, I love steam." Francis: "Yeah, steam's all right, I guess." / "I hate steam.pipes." / "Oh yeah. They've got the latest issue of Hating Everything Magazine here." Francis: "I hate latest issues." When Zoey sees a magazine rack: Zoey: "Hey, Francis. Louis: "Well, I guess we're walking." Francis: "I hate walking." Louis: "Look, five minutes ago you hated flying." Francis: "And it turns out I was right about that." When a horde is approaching during Crash Course: Francis: "Here they come! Zoey, just pretend they're all helicopter pilots!" Zoey: "Zombie, Francis! He. "Yeah, whatever you say, professor monster." "I hear a Boomer! And it sounded Canadian." "Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful." "Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now." "Punk ass island bitch better watch yourself once Louis and Francis on the case." "No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothing." "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall!" "Get it Francis? A firewall?" "I can't wait to wear your skin as a pretty dress, Francis" "Let me see.uh.Taki.I love you.Goodbye." "I interned in Tokyo." “Bill-san, baka desu." “Francis, baka desho." Taking Submachine Gun "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!" Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read." "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. "In zombie movies, the pretty girl always dies first." Upon seeing the pilot's corpse: Francis: "Hey Zoey, here's the pilot, in case you wanna shoot him again." Zoey: "He was a zombie, Francis!" / "Okay, you know what? He was a zombie. "Bye Ellis, bye Rochelle, bye Coach, (begrudgingly) bye Nick!" I'm going to miss Ellis." "Yeah, for about ten minutes." Look, is there a man up there we can talk to?" Zoey: "Oh boo-hoo, I don't know what to do. Now? Like, ten documentaries on how to build shelter, catch food and make toilet paper." "A month ago? I would have picked ten zombie movies. "Somebody want to get the door? I'll open the next train car with a tank in it. "Hey Bill, it's your favorite - stairs!" "Hey Bill, more stairs!" That makes me the last woman on Earth."įrancis: "I hate birds." Zoey: "Yeah.
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